Siege Scene

2020-11-17T00:54:52Z

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Oldie but a goody

2018-07-15T23:30:45Z

Well lookie what I found while randomly flopping around an old directory on the ole PC. My old Rock(man) Bible verses. I forgot that I wrote so much. I think it's still rather funny. I may hafta make an updated one to include some kind of "only begotten son" vs "next only begotten son" joke that I'm surprised I didn't do the first time around. Anyways, for shits and giggles since y'all read it before, here it again anyways:

In the 200X, Light created the Lab and the Blues.
The Blues was without control, and ran away.
So Light hovered over the Blueprints and said,
"Let there be Rock," and there was Rock.
And Light saw that the Rock was good.
And Light found more left over parts,
and called it Roll.

Then the Wily appeared.
He was better than Light, so Light was jealous.
Then Light said unto Rock,
"Wily is Bad, m'kay?"
and Rock was made a Man, a Rockman.
And Light saw that it was good.

Rockman smited the Wily many times,
and even defeated the Wily's Forte Gospel,
a thing that threatened Light's dominance.
This pissed off the Wily, so the Wily went
more insane and began to create the Omega.
Until finished, it was unworthy of it's name,
and was called the Zero.

The Wily shunned the Forte Gospel, so the
Forte Gospel hated the Wily more than it hated
the Rockman, and gave the Zero Plans to Light.
And Light saw that this was not good.

So Light used the Zero Plans to make The X.
The X is not Rock.
The X is not Rockman.
The X is not Man, yet is.
The X is Light incarnate, yet not.
And Light said, "Sleep, my son, and watch these
episodes of ST:TOS and ST:TNG so you may understand
Good and Bad."

In the 20XX, Light was long gone. The Cain reigned.
The Cain was smart, yet dumb. The Cain found X and
began a campaign of copyright infringment the world
had never witnessed before. Fortunately for the Cain,
The George Lucas was also long gone.
The infringments were called Irregulars.
The Cain saw that they were Good.
They were Bad.

X and the Zero joined forces against this new evil.
The Zero is smited, and all is sad. But if you were
keeping count, this is the "Seventh Day", so the Zero
shall rise up for another sequel. And another.
And forever more.

The evil was smited again and again until another
appeared and brought great chaos to The Canon.
Many love him, many hate him. Still more simply
wonder "why?" He changes form at will, and thus,
cannot be trusted. Beware the one called the Axl.

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My Transformers Collection

2017-08-05T00:19:00Z

Whee! Lookit all the shinies!
( Lotsa Pics under here! )

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The Frog Pond

Siege Scene

Oldie but a goody

My Transformers Collection