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Apr. 16th, 2009 12:47 amThe following is an open letter to everybody involved with the Dragonball: Evolution movie, especially the fat cats who will (or are expecting to) make money off of it, and the writers:
Please make your way down to the nearest adult video store or marital aide shop and buy yourselves a nice, big, fat, spikey dildo, then go home, drop trough, and
FUCK YOURSELVES.
I was expecting it to be bad. Oh, I was expecting it to be really bad. As in, cheesy stupid kiddie movie with bad costumes and bad makeup kinda bad. But when I saw that even the things that I THOUGHT was done right, was done horribly wrong, I was glad that I only downloaded this hunk of shit so that none of my money will ever support this steaming pile. I KNEW the changes in the storyline were arsed, I knew that Goku was gonna be an whiny emo instead of who he's supposed to be, but he's the main character, so OF COURSE you have to fuck his character up. But to bastardize the other characters the way you did...for fuck's sake. Let's change all the supporting characters motives for doing what they're doing to be completely selfish fucked up reasons that if "I" was Goku (this movie version), I would've just punched them in the face and carried on without them.
Now to rant about what you fucks call Ki. Air bending!? Motherfucking air bending!? What the fuck is wrong with you people? Could you not do enough research to watch the Dragon Ball episode entitled "The KameHameHa Wave" (for frig's sake) to understand how they do that shit? Or are you stupid Avatar fanfucks who don't understand the difference and by saying "air bending" enough times the Avatar people might dump money on your porch for the "free" advertising? And whether is was a real KameHameHa, or the bending of air, how the fuck do you explain that is can light the fire lamps? Super duper compressed hot air maybe? That the after effect of the air blowing around wouldn't just blow the thing right out again? THEN we see Roshi use a KameHameHa on Goku like a crash cart...something like a scene out of a certain Anime TV series of an AU of a popular Capcom franchise, which DOES go along with what Ki is supposed to be...so tell me, fuckhead writers, how bent air, formed with the power of one's Ki or not, can give life energy to another?
Plot holes aside (and there are many), I don't see how any fan of any other incarnation of Dragon Ball (ya, that's right, two words motherfuckers) could actually enjoy this movie on any level. It didn't even satisfy a longing to see a live-action Dragon Ball (besides the illegal Chinese one). It was just so bad. Hell, Roger Coorman directed a Fantastic Four movie that was never released just so that the company could hold the rights to it so they could make the better *cough* movies years later, and THAT movie was better and more enjoyable and actually kept that franchise's story and feel intact. Shame. Shame on you all.
Please make your way down to the nearest adult video store or marital aide shop and buy yourselves a nice, big, fat, spikey dildo, then go home, drop trough, and
FUCK YOURSELVES.
I was expecting it to be bad. Oh, I was expecting it to be really bad. As in, cheesy stupid kiddie movie with bad costumes and bad makeup kinda bad. But when I saw that even the things that I THOUGHT was done right, was done horribly wrong, I was glad that I only downloaded this hunk of shit so that none of my money will ever support this steaming pile. I KNEW the changes in the storyline were arsed, I knew that Goku was gonna be an whiny emo instead of who he's supposed to be, but he's the main character, so OF COURSE you have to fuck his character up. But to bastardize the other characters the way you did...for fuck's sake. Let's change all the supporting characters motives for doing what they're doing to be completely selfish fucked up reasons that if "I" was Goku (this movie version), I would've just punched them in the face and carried on without them.
Now to rant about what you fucks call Ki. Air bending!? Motherfucking air bending!? What the fuck is wrong with you people? Could you not do enough research to watch the Dragon Ball episode entitled "The KameHameHa Wave" (for frig's sake) to understand how they do that shit? Or are you stupid Avatar fanfucks who don't understand the difference and by saying "air bending" enough times the Avatar people might dump money on your porch for the "free" advertising? And whether is was a real KameHameHa, or the bending of air, how the fuck do you explain that is can light the fire lamps? Super duper compressed hot air maybe? That the after effect of the air blowing around wouldn't just blow the thing right out again? THEN we see Roshi use a KameHameHa on Goku like a crash cart...something like a scene out of a certain Anime TV series of an AU of a popular Capcom franchise, which DOES go along with what Ki is supposed to be...so tell me, fuckhead writers, how bent air, formed with the power of one's Ki or not, can give life energy to another?
Plot holes aside (and there are many), I don't see how any fan of any other incarnation of Dragon Ball (ya, that's right, two words motherfuckers) could actually enjoy this movie on any level. It didn't even satisfy a longing to see a live-action Dragon Ball (besides the illegal Chinese one). It was just so bad. Hell, Roger Coorman directed a Fantastic Four movie that was never released just so that the company could hold the rights to it so they could make the better *cough* movies years later, and THAT movie was better and more enjoyable and actually kept that franchise's story and feel intact. Shame. Shame on you all.
